Blink of an eye and we've thawed out the permafrost
A Holocene-length polar bear holocaust
Not fed for marinating or groomed by humans? We stopped caring
Our evidence on a figurative seesaw
Ann Darrow versus mating-season King Kong
Still hands still botch hair-splitting; boy cried "wolf," but he's not kidding now
Picked every lock that we saw by rigging it to explode
The heating bill's through the roof inside a house with no doors
Thanks to a selfless stegosaurus, I can eat lime-green guacamole
In months where I start out the mornings scraping frost off the Ford
Abstain from carbon releasing, maintain the stasis of Earth
Sustain emissions increases, replace the bank safes that burst
Issues of this magnitude might need productive debating
About the costs and solutions and not how the Commies have faked it
But then maybe all of my sources are just as fucked
And think-tank echoes made tympanic membranes erupt
Grant-hungry scholars in cahoots like the suits
With their hair disheveled, oil-drenched pant knees
If my brain thirsts a purpose and feeds on cons
Runs a vote vessel, tyrant led senseless pawn
Then rock my dense perception
Poke small holes in these deceptions
Don't back a man who thinks a snowball is food for thought
Says earth is mortal thus this cancer just can't be fought
Or put weight in what Orange Face thinks
You know he's on the first space ship to Mars (to start anew with Ivanka)
Until some grandpas in Florida slicing golf balls
watch their timeshares get swallowed into the Gulf
All hope of habits changing; an ambulance in a carpool lane pile up
(Can’t fight the fear of the doctor, so we stop caring at all)
With doubts compounding, droughts inbound, floods and forest fires
Wi-Fi will fill in as our morphine drip
As bitch-ass young pop stars hone their performance
to sold-out heaps of bloated corpses seated fishless leagues deep